Thursday, February 3, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Celebrity Cross
First off, let me just say that you must tune in here on Friday for some exciting news!
Okay, no, I'm not pregnant with Daniel Craig's baby. Despite all his pressure to have a child, because he's "not getting any younger," blah, blah, blah. And no, I wasn't chosen to be one of the Real Housewives of Denver because a) I'm not a housewife, as much as I try and try to be, and b) Denver is way too cool to participate in a superficial showthat the Zadge is addicted to like that! No, it is so much more exciting than any of that! So tune in!
Anyhoo, back to our regularly scheduled posting. The Zadge has a game she likes to play withdrunks in bars her friends called "Celebrity Cross." Your friends pick two celebrities who, if combined, would look like you.
When she was younger, the Zadge always used to get Sharon Stone and that actress from Crocodile Dundee:


Young Zadge was happy with that Celebrity Cross.
Well, time does march its aging ass on, doesn't it? So now, this is the Celebrity Cross that the Zadge gets:


Frankly, I think a more accurate cross would be this:
A good, aged wine and an aged Sharon Stone!
Who is your Celebrity Cross?
Okay, no, I'm not pregnant with Daniel Craig's baby. Despite all his pressure to have a child, because he's "not getting any younger," blah, blah, blah. And no, I wasn't chosen to be one of the Real Housewives of Denver because a) I'm not a housewife, as much as I try and try to be, and b) Denver is way too cool to participate in a superficial show
Anyhoo, back to our regularly scheduled posting. The Zadge has a game she likes to play with
When she was younger, the Zadge always used to get Sharon Stone and that actress from Crocodile Dundee:


Young Zadge was happy with that Celebrity Cross.
Well, time does march its aging ass on, doesn't it? So now, this is the Celebrity Cross that the Zadge gets:


Frankly, I think a more accurate cross would be this:
A good, aged wine and an aged Sharon Stone!
Who is your Celebrity Cross?
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David Spade,
Jane Lynch,
Linda Kozlowski,
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